Der sehr intelligente, sich auf Bären herumringende, gut aussehende Präsident der Russischen Federation, Vladimir Putin, versucht die Ukraine zu “denazifizieren”’. Unser Held rettet Russland von extrem gravierenden Gefahr, welche die Ukraine darstellt.
Die Lügenpresse wird Putin bei seinem Vorhaben mit nützlichen Tipps und Weisheiten unterstützen.
Tipps für Putin:
- stfu kys
- get real
- L
- bleed
- mald seethe cope harder
- pound sand
- ur dad left
- you fell off
- ur a minor
- any askers
- get a life
- go outside
- touch grass
- kick rocks
- not funny didn’t laugh
- get good
- ur allergic to sunlight
- get rekt
- your loss
- i slept with ur mom
- yo momma so fat
- no bitches allowed
- i said it better
- get a life
- go tell reddit
- get sticked bug LOL
- talk nonsense
- your’re a full time discord mod
- you’re*
- get clapped
- kys
- go outside
- reported
- straight cash
- pedophile
- get a job
- get blocked
- you’re a (insert stereotype)
- deal with it
- screencapped your bio
- you’re deaf
- go ahead whine about it
- not straight
- eat paper
- you lose
- count to three
- your problem
- no one cares
- log off
- don’t care even more
- sex offender
- sex defender
- get religion
- not okay
- NFT owner
- you make bad memes
- problematic
- fall in line
- dog water
- you look like a wall
- you don’t know 2
- 2 with yo head ass
- you are going to my cringe compilation
- you can’t count to five
- try again
- you failed kindergarten
- rickrolled
- no lifer
- you have an anime profile picture
- catch some bitches
- I don’t care about your opinion
- genshin player
- you dress like garbage
- get fucked
- you can’t understand what the word intelligence means with your dumb ass
- you have hair
- put some thought into what you’re going to do with that
- stfu
- go to bed
- yes, i’m taller than you
- i think your joke is funny
- i rejected your mother’s advances
- marooned
- you can’t read
- I win